# Monday, October 31, 2005

Three baseball-related things that made this a weird Halloween...

1) While searching for an update on how Mike Cameron's doing, I found this. What a loser...

2) First DePo's fired, now Theo quits? What is this world coming to? Here's hoping that Eddie Vedder can convince Theo to come to Seattle. Here is Theo's statement.

3) I got this e-mail at work today...

I'm doing a wood carving of a Mariners ball player & want to make it original in colors & designs. What are their colors & what number # is Itchie Rue? Thanks for your help.

Betty

 

 

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# Thursday, October 27, 2005

Deanna over at Seattle Marinerds created the "All-Cute Team" a few weeks ago. Well, after seeing Ezequiel Astacio in Game 3 of the World Series, I decided to create the "All-Ugly Team." With the help of my girlfriend (who, obviously, knows a good-lookin' guy when she sees one!), here is a team full of guys who certainly don't have "the good face."

CATCHERS

I think everyone's thankful that one of the requirements for Sal Fasano and Gerald Laird is that they have to wear masks!

FIRST BASEMEN

Olmedo Saenz and Travis Hafner. Is it just me, or does "Pronkey" look like Shrek?

SECOND BASEMEN

Frank Menechino has a face only his mother could love and I think Jamey Carroll kind of looks like Skelator.

THIRD BASEMAN

There aren't a lot of ugly third basemen out there, so David Bell is the "winner."

SHORTSTOPS

I think Nomar Garciaparra looks like Waluigi. Speaking of Mario Bros., Jose Vizcaino kind of looks like a Goomba.

OUTFIELDERS

For Gary Sheffield, it's the lazy eye that does it for me. The selection of Jeromy Burnitz, Rickey Ledee and Jay Gibbons are a little more obvious.

DESIGNATED HITTER

Ah...Matthew "Fat Boy" LeCroy. He likes chicken.

STARTING PITCHERS

Even without the mullet, Randy Johnson is still ugly. I think Bill James might have called him the ugliest player of the '90s. Bartolo Colon needs no explanation, Vicente Padilla's scouting report says, "Sometimes he looks ordinary at best." They were, of course, talking about his pitching, but they killed two birds with one stone on that one. Aaron Harang looks like he got hit by a truck and Mark Hendrickson is just kind of goofy looking.

RELIEF PITCHERS

In the good-looks department, these guys offer no relief. Ezequiel Astacio is the inspiration for this list and might be the ugliest man in baseball. Hopefully, his stuff is just as nasty. Most of the guys on this list are here because of bad DNA, however, Dustin Hermanson is here because of bad facial hair. Honestly, how can this guy take himself seriously? Antonio Alfonseca is pretty ugly...plus he has 12 fingers and 12 toes! Eew... Julio Mateo, Derrick Turnbow and Julian Tavarez earn the final three spots.

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# Monday, October 24, 2005

Right after I heard that Bobby Madritsch was designated for assignment by the Mariners and claimed by the Kansas City Royals, I posted a comment on USSMariner.com that said I thought that people would be more concerned about this than they should be. I stand by that. When thinking subjectively, it's somewhat disappointing because Bobby Madritsch was fun to watch. He has cool tattoos. He's a badass who wasn't afraid to throw inside and didn't let anything bother him. However, you can't run a baseball team subjectively. As the general manager of a baseball team, making decisions with your heart, instead of your head, probably won't yield good results. One must make decisions objectively. So, while Mads was fun to watch for the second-half of 2004 and was somewhat of a fan favorite, there are a few reasons that explain precisely why losing him wasn't a big deal...

1) He has a torn labrum. Remember, Madritsch also missed all of 1999 with a shoulder injury. Even though the guy has a medicine wheel tattooed on his neck, it's going to be very difficult to come back from a second shoulder surgery. Even if he does pitch in the Major Leagues again (and I think the odds are against him), it will probably be in a limited role.

2) He's almost 30. Yes, Madritsch was a rookie last season, but he's no spring chicken. He'll be 30 in February, and might be 31 by the time he can pitch again. If he were 24, this would be a different story.

3) Remember where he came from. It's not like Madritsch was a hot-shot prospect. We signed him out of the Independent leagues. He's the definition of "freely available talent!" There are more guys just like Madritsch (except, you know, with arms that actually work) that would kill for a chance to pitch in the Major Leagues.

So, you may dislike the move because Madritsch was fun to watch (he was!), but designating him for assignment isn't a big deal if you look at it objectively. Also, just for shits and giggles, here are Madritsch's career numbers through 2005:

 

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# Thursday, October 20, 2005

Here are a few random things I came across online tonight...

1) This could be huge. Apparently Mazzone was only making $250,000 a year in Atlanta. When you consider how much managers make and how much he does for those pitchers ever year, he's easily worth at least four times that much.

2) I sponsored Yuniesky Betancourt's Baseball-Reference page. I hope the hits start coming (for me and Yuni)!

3) From the "Oooh...that's embarassing!" department...

From Jim Street's recent Mailbag on SeattleMariners.com:

My father was with the Mariners from 1978 to '80 (or something like that) and I cannot find him on any rosters. His name is Robert A. Valentine. He has told me he played a few games in the Majors as a Mariner. Why can I not find his name? Was his time too brief? -- Zach V., Grand Forks Air Force base

The Mariners' all-time roster, which includes every player, manager and coach who spent even one day on the roster, includes Bob Valentine, an infielder/outfielder who played for the Mariners in 1979. But that was Robert John (Bobby) Valentine, a former player with the Dodgers, Angels, Padres and Mets. He also managed the Rangers and Mets. There is no mention of a Robert A. Valentine in the Baseball Encyclopedia.

4) And since the ladies over at On The DL didn't use my submissions for their most-recent "Not So Blind" installment, here are a few interesting pictures I came across while searching through WebShots...

 - Jay Buhner and an affectionate fan.

 - Mark Bellhorn looking really intoxicated.

 - Bronson Arroyo with two beers and two babes.

 - Bud Selig looking goofier than usual.

 - David Wright hanging out with B.J. Upton (and some other guy).

 - Zach Duke and some girl that has tons of pics with minor league ballplayers at her house. I'm sure she's just making them some nice, home-cooked meals. Although, she can do this...

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# Monday, October 17, 2005

According to my mom, sister and girlfriend (and those are three separate women...I'm from Washington, not Kentucky!), this qualifies me a huge nerd but, as I mentioned before, I had something special ordered for my car. With some very prompt service, it arrived in my mailbox on Saturday (I placed the order online to a company in Indiana on Tuesday). I couldn't be happier. The picture's kind of crappy because I took it with my camera phone, but check out what I now have on my car...

 

 

 

The funny thing is that I told David J. Corcoran about this and he called me obsessive. Go figure...

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# Friday, October 14, 2005

Corey Brock from the Tacoma News Tribune is also on the Tim Wallach bandwagon...

 

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When Aaron Boone shredded his knee playing b-ball, Tyler Kepner of the New York Times reported that, "The standard Yankees contract prohibits participation in even the tamest activities, including bowling, bocce, table tennis, billiards, fishing, croquet and shuffleboard." And yet, golf is apparently allowed. Although golf seems harmless, wouldn't you agree that golf is more dangerous than bowling, bocce, table tennis, billiards, fishing, croquet or shuffleboard?*

Google Fight agrees!

"golf injuries" had 26,200 results.

"shuffleboard injuries"...3 results.

*As a side note, I have personally been injured "air-golfing" (don't ask), and I actually experienced the same injury while bowling. You can't feel any lamer than when you seriously hurt yourself bowling. One of my best friends, Fernando, was moderately injuried during some late-night billiards when we were in the freshmen dorms (although alcohol was involved, and his injury was one of the funniest moments of my freshman year. And, no, it didn't involve a billiard ball hitting him in the crotch).

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# Thursday, October 13, 2005

Just a few quick notes before I go to bed...

- I didn't know this until last night, but if you subscribe to ESPN The Magazine, you can get a free ESPN INsider account for the web site. If you've been in the dark, like me, click here.

- I haven't read this anywhere else, but one thing about Bryan Price leaving the Mariners is that Felix Hernandez will now get to wear #34, if he so chooses. Remember, Freddy Garcia is the kid's idol (scary, huh?) and that was Freddy's number before he went to the Windy City. Although I didn't know about / forsee Price's resignation prior to it happening, I did believe that Felix would be wearing #34 one way or another to start 2006. That's why I held off from getting a Felix jersey made...

- After pre-ordering it ages ago, I finally got my copy of Mind Game in the mail the other day. I'm not that far along, but...so far, so good. I'm sure I'll zip through it once I really get going. It looks like the boys (and girl!) over at BP took a tip from Dan Brown, because there are 25 short chapters in the book, along with lots of sidebars and pictures that really make for a fast read. I'll post a review when I finish.

- Speaking of getting things in the mail, I really can't wait for next week because I ordered something online that is really cool. (Hint: It's a custom item for my car, but it's also baseball related). I'll post a picture when it comes.

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Now that Don Baylor has resigned, the Mariners will need a new hitting coach for the 2006 season and beyond. While there's been a lot of speculation about who the new pitching coach might be, there hasn't been much talk about the new hitting coach. However, one guy I would like to see the M's hire is Tim Wallach. As you probably know, Jim Tracy was let go as the manager of the Dodgers because, apparently, he and DePo didn't see eye-to-eye on a few things. Tracy was just hired as Lloyd McClendon's replacement in Pittsburgh and the Dodgers are looking for a new skipper. In an article on the Dodgers official site, I found this quote, "DePodesta said he would allow a new manager to pick his coaching staff." When the Dodgers do hire a new manager, I hope the guy wants to bring in his own hitting coach, because I would love to see the M's snag Wallach. As I'm sure you know, Wallach was the hitting coach when Adrian Beltre had his insane breakthrough in 2004. Some of you might be thinking that Wallach's first year as a hitting coach and Beltre's huge breakthrough are two separate events, linked only by coincidence. While that might be true, it's also possible that Wallach did, in fact, contribute to Beltre's other-worldly 2004 campaign. I did some research on Wallach and Beltre's relationship, and here's what I came up with...

From San Bernadino County Sun (Oct. 4, 2004)

It seems that everyone who has watched a Dodger game this year has a theory on Beltre's emergence. Some say it's his work with new hitting coach Tim Wallach. Some say he's motivated by his impending free agency. Some even say his ankle injury has shortened his swing and made him a more patient hitter.

[snip]

Part of the problem, team sources say privately, is that until Wallach showed up, Beltre didn't learn enough from his hitting coaches, which stunted his development.

"I was immature, in that I didn't have a good approach when I was going to home plate," Beltre said. "I didn't have a good idea of the situation of the game and how the pitcher was probably going to pitch me. The other problem I had for years is that I would get in slumps, and I would try to fix things that I shouldn't have been fixing on my own, and that would just get me deeper in holes. Now, I just stick to one approach the whole year and stay consistent, and it works."

That's where Wallach comes in. Starting in spring training, Wallach worked with all the Dodgers to improve their pitch recognition and patience. It paid off for Beltre, who learned to overcome his weakness for outside pitches and hit better to the opposite field.

Beltre went to the opposite field a lot more in 2004, especially for power. I went through Beltre's spray charts for every stadium for both 2004 and 2005 and recorded the results. Check it out...

I didn't include triples in the chart, because Beltre only hit one in 2004 and 2005 combined. As you can see, the distribution of Beltre's singles from 2004 to 2005 was about the same, although he did hit singles to right field a tad more in 2004, but there wasn't a huge drop-off. The biggest difference comes from his power to the opposite field. Beltre's doubles to RF dropped by 11% from 2004 to 2005 and his home run power in 2005 was almost exclusively to left field. Why the huge drop-off?

From Buster Olney's August 25, 2004 article for ESPN The Magazine titled, "Beltre arrives at next level"

With two strikes, every advance scout and pitcher knew his weakness: Slider or curveball, low and away.

But Tim Wallach, the Dodgers' hitting coach, emphasizes mental preparation before each game and each at-bat, discussing what opposing pitchers might try to do. Through that process, and through his maturation, the huge hole in Beltre's swing has been plugged.

You don't have to be an advance scout or an opposing pitcher to know about Beltre's hole. If you watched the Mariners at all last season, you know that hole's been unplugged. Beltre struck out the most times in his career in 2005 (108) and his second-lowest walk rate. What's interesting is that Beltre's P/PA was the best of his career. That partly explains the career-high strikeout number, because you obviously have to see at least 3 pitches to strikeout. However, a solid P/PA, your'd expect Beltre to A) walk more and B) get more good pitches to hit. Generally, hitters who see a lot of pitches per plate appearance will have a high OBP (see graph). However, in Beltre's case, he posted an OBP of .303 - which would tie for third-worst in his career, .024 points lower than his career average and .085 points lower than last season.

That graph plots the P/PA and OBP of ever Major Leaguer with at-least 350 plate appearances. As you can see, there's a fairly strong correlation between P/PA and OBP. However, Beltre is one of the outliers. The red dot shows his 2005 performance, and the green dot is where his 2004 performance would rank.

While I believe Beltre will improve in 2006 no matter who the hitting coach is, I'd really like to see the Mariners hire Tim Wallach to try and get Beltre back to his 2004 form. It might not help, but it certainly can't hurt!

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# Wednesday, October 12, 2005

"People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

I got tired of staring out the window last year, so this year I'm trying to find a good baseball simulation game to kill some time during the off season. Any suggestions? I tried the free download of Baseball Mogul, and it seemed kind of fun, but there were some pretty ridiculous trade proposals that kind of left a bitter taste in my mouth. Baseball Mogul tries to set itself apart by letting you play GM, instead of just managing the team on the field, like other simulators. But, here's the problem: The coolest thing about pretending to be a GM is the wheeling and dealing. However, Baseball Mogul needs to do a lot of work on the artificial intelligence for the 29 General Managers opposing you. Here are some of the trades that I could have pulled off...

Boone, Olivo, Putz and Santiago for Albert Pujols

Meche, Wilson, Bloomquist and Dobbs for David Wright

Pineiro, Bloomquist, Rivera, Dobbs and Balentien for B.J. Upton, Scott Kazmir and Delmon Young

Pineiro & Ismael Castro for Mark Teixeira

Guardado and Shin-Soo Choo for David Ortiz and Jonathan Papelbon

What's the deal? Is Chuck LaMar the GM for every team aside from the one I control? Remember, I don't have control of the other teams. This isn't like some games where you can set up trades and simply override the AI if it deems it unfair. If those trades went down in real life, people wouldn't just be fired, they'd be wearing concrete shoes.

The creator of Baseball Mogul, Clay Dreslough, had a recent chat on Baseball Prospectus and there weren't any questions about why such lopsided trades are allowed, but he did say, "...if you are a well-read baseball fan, you should have some chances to outthink the computer GMs." Gee...are you sure? Now, maybe I'm being too harsh. He also mentions that his company, Sports Mogul, only has two full-time programmers and, like any company, they're always trying to improve. In fact, here is a thread that talks about all the improvements they're considering/trying to make for Baseball Mogul 2007. I think I'm going to send Clay a letter, asking him how trades are deemed fair or unfair.

So, what will it be? Baseball Mogul? Out of the Park? Diamond Mind? Strat-O-Matic? What If Sports? Hmm...so many choices!

In other news, I saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile yesterday!

 

In the "I'm so glad I studied journalism" department...

On the Wienermobile web site, it says...

"Want to be a Hotdogger? Well, who doesn't? On average, Oscar Mayer receives applications from hundreds of wiener-wannabees every year -- of which only a few cut the mustard. That's just the way the bologna bounces. So here's what we're looking for -- a great smile, an appetite for adventure, friendly personality, and boundless enthusiasm. In previous years Hotdoggers have been recent college graduates with degrees in Journalism, Communications, Advertising, and Public Relations, but applicants are by no means limited to these majors. And you must be 100-percent wonderful with kids. The Wienermobile™ vehicle is a kid-magnet, after all!"

[emphasis added by me]

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# Tuesday, October 11, 2005

If you've been reading this site for a while, you'll remember that before the 2005 season began, I posted some predictions. On April 2nd, I put up a post called "Dusting Off My Crystal Ball." How did those predictions turn out? Not so great...

Here are the teams that I predicted their final finish correctly: Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Kansas City, Atlanta, Washington, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, San Francisco & Colorado. I nailed all the last place teams except for in the AL West, where my fandom got the best of me and I thought that the Mariners would finish in third place, instead of last.

My prediction of a Boston v. Florida World Series is impossible, and my predictions for the final awards weren't so great either. Let's review...

MVPs: Eric Chavez & Albert Pujols (No and Maybe)

Cy Youngs: Johan Santana & Josh Beckett (Maybe and No)

Batting Champs: Ichiro! & Albert Pujols (Ichiro had the worst year of his 5-year MLB career and still hit .303, good for 11th place in the AL. Pujols fell .005 short of a batting title, behind Derrek Lee)

HR Champs: Mark Teixeira & Adam Dunn (Both finished 4th in their respective league)

ROYs: Jeremy Reed & Jeff Francis (No and No)

10 Random Predictions

1) Randy Johnson will get more wins than Curt Schilling. (Yes)

2) Eric Chavez will hit .300+ and be an All-Star - both firsts for his MLB career. (No and No)

3) If he stays healthy, Eric Milton will break Bert Blyleven's single-season record for HR allowed. (Not quite...the record is 50 and Milton served up 40)

4) Matt Clement will have more wins and strikeouts (and a lower ERA) than Carl Pavano. (Yes, yes and yes)

5) Under the tutelage of Leo Mazzone, Jorge Sosa will have the best season of his career. (I know it's subjective, but you have to agree that this was, by far, Sosa's best year. Prior to coming to Atlanta, the converted outfielder had a career ERA of 4.41. This year, Sosa started for the Braves and pitched out of the bullpen. He went 13-3 with a 2.55 ERA through 134 innings.)

6) No player will hit more than 50 home runs. (Close, but Andruw Jones' career year spoiled this one)

7) Ichiro! will collect 200+ hits for the fifth year in a row. (You know it!)

8) Justin Morneau will hit 35+ home runs. (Morneau hit 22. Damn you Ron Villone!)

9) Bob Melvin will be fired during the season. (There were rumors...but, no.)

10) Last season, Oakland's top 5 starters collected 62 total wins. This year's staff will have more than 62 combined wins. (Close. This year's staff collected 60.)

Predictions are hard! But, I can't wait until next year when I can make some more!

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