Who is Chris Miller, you ask? Chris is a good friend of mine that went to the game with me tonight (my girlfriend, Cheryl, and my buddy Kelly also came). However, the last time Chris went to a game with me, the M's also won in extra innings (Boonie's walk-off grand slam, last August against the Red Sox!). I better start bringing Chris to more games...

The M's can thank Bobby Crosby for the win tonight. Way to drop the ball on the possible game-ending double play, kid. **Update** My friend, Conor (yes, I have a friend named Conor), saw the play on TV and said that Crosby got hit in the nuts with that ball thrown to him. Certainly not his finest moment...

If you want a game re-cap, check out Lookout Landing. They do an awesome job over there. The Mariners are frustrating to watch and follow sometimes, but we're really lucky that we have some awesome blogs to read! Anyway, here are 10 things about tonight's game...

1) I should have taken my glove. I got robbed trying to get two batting-practice balls by guys with gloves. (And like Skee-Lo, "I wish I was a little bit taller...")

2) Ryan Franklin may suck at pitching, but it's fun to watch him shag balls during batting practice. He's really good at catching them behind his back.

3) Bobby Kielty and Eric Byrnes were having a good time before the game. They had one of those baseballs with the built-in radar gun, and they were pitching it back and forth to each other and comparing speeds. From what I could hear, they were high 80s to low 90s. Ricardo Rincon and Nick Swisher were also fooling around with it.

4) I got my picture taken with Rich Harden, using my new Sidekick II. Man, that thing rules!

5) Speaking of my Sidekick II, just as I got done checking out the last time Zito tossed a shutout, Richie Sexson stepped up and golfed a fastball over the centerfield fence. Sexson had a great game, going 3-6 with the HR and the game-winning RBI.

6) Ichiro is so fun to watch! I feel very fortunate to be able to watch that guy on a daily basis. He didn't have any hits, but made two great catches.

7) Boonie's catch with the infield playing in was sweeeeeeeet!

8) Ditto on the comebacker to Villone!

9) Why the hell did Hargrove put Matt Thornton into a tie game? Did he owe Ken Macha a favor or something? I think he'll clear waivers, and if he doesn't...would anyone really care?

10) Most Seattle fans are lame. In the 12th inning, Guardado was on the mound with 2 outs and 2 strikes on somebody, so I stood up and was cheering for him. Do other people stand up and cheer? No, the place was mostly silent. I could hear the lady 5 rows behind me saying, "Down in front!" That's pathetic and, needless to say, I turned around and said, "Screw you! Why don't you stand up?"

Wow, 18 days without a post. Sorry about that! Between getting a new job, graduating from college and having a life, I've been really busy. Anyway, here is something I've had on my mind lately...

*Hopefully this will be the year that sportswriters finally realize that wins and losses aren't the best way to judge a pitcher's success. Wins and losses are just too team dependent. Take Roger Clemens for example. The man is having a phenominal season, but if you only looked at his 5-3 record, it might not be so clear. However, over 94 innings pitched, The Rocket has 93 strikeouts, 28 walks and a 1.53 ERA. He hasn't allowed a run on the road. He's dominating right now, but his win-loss record is struggling because of the Astros' lack of run support. In fact, in Clemens' 14 starts this season, the Astros have scored an average of only 2.6 runs per game, and through April and May, that number was only 1.6. In April, Clemens lost 3 starts in a row in which the final score was 1-0. Baseball Prospectus' VORP doesn't look at win-loss records, and Clemens is the best pitcher in baseball.

I have to run a few errands before I go to the game tonight, but here are some photos of my friends, Joey and Sobey, getting to see Vlad Guerrero...up close and personal!

That's Joey, balancing his fries.

There's Sobey, helping Vlad up. What a guy!

I'm too tired for anything substantial, but I just wanted to let everyone know that I got one of these today. My girl, Paris, says, "They're Hot!" She's right. Now I can read USS Mariner at Safeco Field, at the grocery store, when I'm stuck in traffic, at the doctor's office, or while I'm taking a dump. Ok, sorry, too much information there at the end, but seriously, this thing rules.

Anyway, it's an awesome phone - and I haven't even figured out how to do everything yet! Expect to see more pictures on the web site now, because, aside from being a phone / web browser, it also has a built-in camera. If only I had it a few days ago when I saw that guy with the Pee Wee Herman tattoo!

 

Jamie Moyer: Not quite old enough.

First off, congratulations to Jamie Moyer for becoming the winningest pitcher in Mariners’ history tonight. Moyer earned his 131st win for Seattle, and on the Mariners' radio broadcast, Dave Niehaus announced that Jamie Moyer pitching to Pat Borders was the oldest battery in Major League history. Niehaus was close, but that isn't quite true. Moyer and Borders have a combined age of 84 years. However, on September 25th, 1965, Satchel Paige pitched three shutout innings for the Kansas City Athletics. Paige was 59 years old when he took the mound that night, and he was throwing his famous "bee balls" to Billy Bryan, a 26 year old catcher. It doesn't take a math whiz to realize that tandem was a year older than Moyer and Borders.

 

“Miguel Olive Oil”

Today the Mariners optioned Miguel Olivo to AAA and brought up catcher Rene Rivera from AA-San Antonio. I realize that something had to be done about Olivo, who was hitting .145/.174/.236, but will Rivera be much better? Obviously it's easy for the team to improve when Olivo is putting up those kind of numbers, but Rivera has a minor-league career line of .253/.310/.369 and has 18 at-bats above AAA.

 

Feeling a Draft…

In the final hour before the deadline, both Jered Weaver and Stephen Drew signed contracts with the teams that drafted them almost a year ago. Weaver signed with the Angels for $4 million, and Drew signed a contract with the Diamondbacks that will pay him at least $5.5 million. This could be great news for the Mariners, because there have been rumors that the Diamondbacks, who have the first-overall pick in next week's amateur draft, are going to pick another Boras client - as kind of a "package deal." Boras' top "advisees" this year are pitchers: Mike Pelfrey from Wichita State, Luke Hochevar from Tennessee, and Craig Hansen, St. John's closer. That would leave the two best position players, Justin Upton and Alex Gordon, for the Royals and Mariners. Personally, I would prefer Gordon, but I'd be happy with either. I'm still crossing my fingers...

 

Hammerin’ Cameron

Who has more doubles, more triples and as many home runs than Adrian Beltre? Unfortunately, lots of guys. But, who has all that with less than half of Beltre's at-bats? My favorite ballplayer, Mike Cameron. If you haven't noticed, Cammy's been tearing the cover off of the ball. After missing the first month of the season due to off-season wrist surgery, Cameron is currently hitting .373/.475/.699! Part of the reason that he's doing so well is that, so far, he's cut down on his strikeouts while increasing his walks. Right now, 20% of Cameron's plate appearances are resulting in strikeouts. His strikeout percentages for the last four seasons are: 25, 22, 27 and 24. He's walking 14% of the time, better than his previous paces of 10, 11, 12 and 12 percent. With Cliff Floyd hitting a very respectable .277/.346/.524, Carlos Beltran obviously not going anywhere, and 23-year-old Victor Diaz hitting .280/.407/.505, the Mets might have more of a logjam than the Reds.

 

Crown Contenders

It's probably a little early to be talking about this, but there are Triple Crown candidates in each league. In the American League, A-Rod is currently fourth in batting average (although he is 40 points behind the surprising Brian Roberts), but he's also leading the league in home runs and runs batted in. Over in the Senior Circuit, Derek Lee is currently neck-and-neck with Miguel Cabrera for the lead in batting average, and already has the lead in dingers and ribbies. Personally, I think the Triple Crown is overrated, but the simple fact that it hasn't been done in 37 years is impressive.

I didn't get to see the game, because I had to work, but the M's finally scratched out a win to stay one game better than last year's pathetic pace. Aaron Sele has now strung together three good starts, putting any talks of his release on hold. With Pat Borders behind the plate for Sele again, I'm sure Borders will be getting more playing time. Especially combined with the fact that Olivo has been horrible and the old guy hit his 69th round-tripper today.

John Olerud became the 199th player in baseball history to play for both the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees. Olerud had a great debut, and if you go to the ESPN stats page, it shows his picture for the AL leader in batting average, even though he only has 6 at bats. It kind of takes me back to 1993...

Great interview with Chris Snelling "Doyle" right here.

In other news, I was in Woodinville today and I saw a self-proclaimed "Very Disabled" man begging for money. He had a sleevless shirt on, and when he walked by, I saw that he had a large portrait tattoo on his right shoulder. I figured it was Jesus, but then I looked again and realized that it was, in fact, Paul Reubens. That's right...the guy had Pee Wee Herman tattooed on his arm! I really need a camera phone. Next week...

I didn't realize that ESPN did comedy, but this had me laughing out loud! If you don't want to click the link, the Chicago Cubs have told Carlos Zambrano to cut back on his computer use, because it might be causing his elbow problems. That's like telling a fireman not to smoke, because he might burn himself. Did the Cubs ever think that maybe, just maybe, his elbow problems are the result of extremely high pitch counts? As far as Baseball Prospectus' "Pitcher Abuse Points," Zambrano is currently ranked 2nd this year, he ranked 3rd last year and 10th in 2003.

Sorry, it's been a while since I've updated this bad boy. Don't worry, I'm alive and well. The lack of updates have been a combination of a few things... 1) I just got a new job and have been reeeeallllly busy. Seriously, I'll have put in 47 hours this week. 2) On top of that, it's deadline time for the work I do for The Grand Salami. Add another 10 hours of writing! And... 3) The M's have been pretty depressing lately, and I'm sick of writing "Welp, the M's lost...again..."

Anyway, I have Monday and Tuesday off and will try to get some stuff up on here. We'll see.

In other news: This Guy got hit - not once - but TWICE today. I think he's cursed. Please send rabbit's feet, horseshoes and four-leaf clovers to: Tacoma Rainiers c/o Chris Snelling 2502 S. Tyler St., Tacoma, WA 98405.

Coming Soon: An interview with Micah Owings and, um...other stuff!

The M's have played 35 games this season.

Games in which the M's have scored 7 or more runs: 8

Games in which the M's have scored 2 or less runs: 13