Did anyone catch Rett Johnson's Rick Ankiel impression today? Actually, nobody caught it...seriously! Even if the Mariners signed Dhalism to catch, he couldn't have done it. Johnson threw one inning, didn’t give up any hits, but walked three. During one of his matchups, (against a left-handed batter) one of the pitches was about 5 feet outside, there was one behind the hitter’s back, and then there was one that looked like it went into the first-base dugout! Yikes…