Happy Friday, everyone! Because watching too many videos will rot your brain, here are some interesting things to read over the weekend, as well. Enjoy!

How many Dodger Dogs can you eat?
The Dodgers have announced that their right field bleachers will now sell for $40 (instead of $10) but will include all-you-can-eat hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, peanuts and soft drinks!

Who needs to start preparing a speech?
Jerry Crasnick previews the next three Hall of Fame Classes.

Griffey hangs out in the Bahamas…
"Mini Me" from the WBRS Sports Blog ran into Ken Griffey Jr. in the Bahamas. Read about his encounter here.

Phew…dodged that bullet! Apparently, the Mariners offered Zito a 6-year, $99M deal. That tidbit is about halfway down in this column.

Real GM Baseball examines the five worst moves of the off season.
Except, because of the Mariners, he couldn't narrow it down to just five…

Seat of dreams… The Royals are letting fans have the opportunity to sit in Buck O’Neil’s seat next season.

This parrot has been trained to say “Yankees rule!” and “Red Sox stink!” (insert bird-brain joke here)


Here’s a guy named Miller Jones winning the $100,000 Mariners pre-game contest. I think they should do a promotion where, if you can throw the ball through the cutout, you get Julio Mateo’s spot on the roster…


Cal Ripken Jr. hanging out on some dude’s couch 25 years ago!


Funny Tri-City Valley Cats (Astros short-season affiliate) commercial


Home video of Mets prospect Carlos Gomez hitting a double in the Arizona Fall League