After bringing in Roberto Petagine to Spring Training to compete for a bench spot, the Mariners didn't want anyone to think they're *too* smart. Heaven forbid Bavasi gets lumped in with the "nerdy" GMs with their laptops and spreadsheets. So, just to make sure everyone knew the Petagine signing was a fluke, the Mariners went out and resigned Raul Ibanez to a 2-year contract extension worth $11 million.

Ok, I'm sorry - that first part was probably a little harsh. I just heard the news and it's obvious that I'm having trouble expressing myself rationally at the moment. Yes, this is a rant. Honestly...I wish this was an early April Fool's Day joke, but no...we're stuck with Raul for two more years. We're spending $11 million for the guy's age-35 and 36 seasons. In some cases, that's a steal. This one? Not so much...

This signing also blocks the way for some of the Mariners' best prospects. Ichiro's obviously set. Reed has the shallowest roots, but will bouce back with the bat and plays good enough defense that his spot should be secure. Now, there's an Ibanez/Everett (next year's option pending) logjam that seriously blocks Adam Jones and Chris Snelling.

This sucks. I think I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.